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Okay, /vp/, here I am again. This time, I'm poised to not fuck up. Hopefully.
Right here we have a genwunner favorite; Alaka-fucking-zam. He isn't the sweeping beast like he used to be in R/B/Y and G/S/C, but he's got enough speed and special attack to fuck some shit up if you play him right.
Here's the setup
Alakazam (F) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Magic Guard
Shiny?: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Psychic
- Shadow Ball
- Focus Blast
- Thunder Wave
By now, you're probably thinking "Thunder Wave and Modest on a spex set? Fucking fag git gud you don't know shit about this game stoping giving us shitmons you cocksucker ect ect ect". To which I say "whatever, it's what I use". You're probably just going to slap a mega stone on it anyway.
So, if you want my 'Kazam, up a Skarmory on the GTS with the message "DONT CUCK UP" and its yours.
Commence jewing.