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>Pokémon™ Let's go Pikachu Epic Ultra™
>Pokémon™ Let's go Eevee Epic Ultra™
>They drop the following outdated features
HP
Moves
Experience
Models
Player
Music
Graphics
>They add/Update the following nextgen features
Win battles through an new in-game currency called Epic Bucks™
Currency is now obtainable through both Credit Card and Bitcoin
Game™ is now server only as to help prevent cheating from harming your experience
You get Pokémon™ exclusively through new cards called Wacky Flappys™, they provide descriptions of what your Pokémon™ might look like(computer with floppy disk drive required to obtain Pokémon™) starting price is $60.11 each.
We here at Pokémon™ Co.™ are well aware of what our fans™ want, and have been taking notes to trim as much of the difficult tasks that may hinder your experience, and that is why I am proud to announce for a limited time you can buy a 2 by 4 with the ending screen diligently and honorably hand drawn by Ninja™(the greatest gamer in the world)™
We hope you are happy with the fruits of our labor.
Release date April 4 2020
I worked real hard to get this Leak,
don't tell Sony.
