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>Me and GF go for night walk around the local lake.
>Take a gym
>Fuck yeah!
>Take another!
>Nice!
>Walk back, hatch an egg
>Catch pic related. Wanted one for ages! (I love that evo chain a lot)
>Go home and have lunch
>Take the gym right on my house.
>This gym is filled with pokemon from the local try-hards, as were the others.
>20 minutes later
>The milk fed gimp of the group turns up at 2am
>Takes gym
>Fill it with high level pokemon.
>They don't like me much, as they have a pathological need to hold onto gyms.
>In addition to this they treat other local players like shit. (Will sign into a blue account to remove and red that's not them)
>Takes the next one.
>As he's taking the gym furthest away, GF heals those pokemon and I take the ones out of the gym by my house.
>He walks 2km back to my house.
>as he reaches the gym outside, we hop in the MR2 and Eurobeat our way to the hotel.
>Start taking that one
>Starts healing like mad.
>I get an idea.
>GF remains at hotel in comfy car
>Walk up to a totally different gym, start taking that one.
>Shred through usual Blisseys and Chanseys
>Starts healing the gym I'm at.
>Loses focus on the weaker hotel pokemon
>Success
>Drive home
>Knock out the shinies put in by the milk fed gimp who's presumably only there to sleep with the older woman who looks like an aging Las Vegas hooker in the group.
>Put in Jynx and Mr.Mime.
>Finally has given up.
The thing here is he was logging in and out of 4 accounts to try and keep those gyms red. All on his own at 2am. Me and the GF were watching this with amusement for a while before deciding to mess him around. He wasted 2 hours on this venture. Plodding through the forest at 3am while we were comfy and enjoying each other's company. I'm not normally a cunt like this. but these creatures are particularly unpleasant. Now the hambeast of the group is going to have to walk more.
I like to think of myself as a guerilla personal trainer.
10/10 Good night in all.
