>>15816387http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stbtt-yc1bwThe Rhyhorn ride in its entirety is rather comfy. Not too fast, not too slow, uncomfortable spikes shoved way up your ass, it's just right. A few Sandiles and Hippopotas get in your way, but that's okay because Rhyhorn weighs like a brazillion tons and he kills them all in a heartbeat.
You hoard the EXP for Froakie.
Miss will never admit it, but she hoarded some for Fennekin too. She can't hide it, you saw it, even the mentally-detached Drilbur saw it.
The Rhyhorn drops the three of you in front of the entrance to Glittering Cave, AKA your destination. You've come at a right time, a lot of the bath salt miners are on lunch break, and only a few are left guarding their various mining equipment and whatnot.
Carts are everywhere, some are filled with gems, other with bath salt. When you notice that Crazy Doug is basically passing by the gem-filled carts like they're nothing, you bring it up to his attention.
"Uh, Doug? Aren't you here for gems? There are like...a TON all around you, I'm sure those miners wont' min-"
"NOPE. Can't do it. Nope, nope, NOPE. They're tainted--TAINTED. Tainted with the hands of amateur miners who mine only for corporate top dogs and not corporate THEMSELVES!"
"Ohh, you're one of those pride guys, aren't you?"
"You got that right on the bullet, pardner. It's no game IF THERE AIN'T NO PAAAAIN! WOOOOOOOOOOO!"
A) It's not an adventure without murder. Kill a miner for fun!
B) Enter Glittering Cave.
C) Snort the bath salts, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
D) Confront the Kangaskhan tied to a pole.
