How many trainers in the Pokemon world fuck their 'mons on a daily basis?
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I mean, how do people even USE Lopunny for anything other than sex/marriage?
>those hips
>that fluff
>those "fuck me" eyes
>can never get her pregnant
Christ, I'm drooling just thinking about her. If I was her trainer, I'd Amie her to max affection a hundred times over. The only moves I'd teach her are Bounce, Endure, Sweet Kiss, and Sleep Talk. I want to hear her softly purr into my ear after I Seed Bomb her furry womb. She's so cute, and sexy, and sweet, I don't think any real woman could ever compare. Fuck, I'm going crazy; I think I'm crying right now. I might just kill myself knowing she'll never be real. The only thing keeping me going is the hope that one day, Nintendo will make Pokemon Amie VR, and I can finally touch my true love for the first time. But even VR's dying, so I might not have any hope left.
How do you anons deal with it? How do you deal with the fact that Pokemon will never exist? That your perfect wife will never exist? How do I keep myself alive? What's the closest thing to Lopunny I can latch onto and pretend she's real? Please guys help me, I've never been so depressed in my entire life.
