>>18337150Shuckle yawns, crawls back to Serena, and ends his reign of terror by retreating into his shell, and his pokeball on top of that.
Serena lets out a sigh, "Honestly now? He commits one brutal act of mutilation and gives up? Just like that? Aaaagh..."
>Shuckle forfeited!>Tyrantrum...well....yeah.Since Serena is busy, Alice takes the liberty of covering her own eyes with her fingers, "I see no evil.~ I see no evil.~ I see no evil.~"
As for everyone else that isn't a cute little loli imitating shitty Unova cookie cutter monkeys, they all immediately turn to Grant, who seems to be taking the overblown defeat quite well.
He sheepishly shrugs.
"Welp, looks like I'm out. Same goes for blondie. I'm sure you can finish this off though, right Valerie?"
"WHAT, YOUR POKEMON WAS JUST FUCKING MURDERED AND YOUR SMILING LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING!?"
Suddenly, Grant dons the garb of a typical everyday Supernerd. A white coat, dorky glasses that fog up his eyes, pants that don't cover his legs all the way, and whiteface.
The rock-climber grabs a meter stick and starts tapping on a chalkboard that's appeared out of nowhere. His voice imitates that of dudebro comedian Seth Rogen, "On the contrary, you should be aware by now thanks to years of studying and experience in Trainer's School that both Tyrunt and Tyrantrum have the impeccable ability to regenerate parts of their bodies if they've been cut into two. In other words, my dear friend shall re-grow in due time. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE."
A) Reference your emo phase. I-It's not YOUR fault you felt edgy during your school days!
B) Admit that you sort-of just flubbed Trainer's School completely.
C) Use Acid Armor!
D) Use Hydro Pump!