>>48738343Dunsparce is one of those Pokemon whose biological niche is to be nature's fleshlight. Alluring, squishable, so very soft but oh so vulnerable, they make the perfect stress-relief tool for any 'mon (or human) that's failed to mate for the season, or finds themselves needing unwinding.
Their tight little holes tighten and squirm perfectly around the shape of your cock, squeezing every last drop of resentment-filled semen, and contribute valiantly to making the ecosystem a friendlier, less violent place. Can you imagine how dangerous the Pokemon world would be, without these fleshlights to constantly regulate the hormones of wild, vigorous pokemon?
Smoochum is another great example. In it's natural habitat, it often finds itself backed against the corner of a cave, and used as a cumrag by entire tribes of Mamoswine and Piloswine. Given the red-blooded nature of the beasts and the size of the packs, sessions can often last days—which is why the smoochum is biologically capable of subsisting on nothing but semen! Did you know that, it's true! The thicker the better and more nutritous for these slutty vixens—though like every other Pokemon out there, these critters seem to prefer human semen. They will actively seek out human settlements and attempt to seduce the populace there, which of course, works to a great degree. Won't find me complaining!
So you have your Dunsparces, and your Pyukumyukus, and your Smoochums—fleshlights in every region, in every climate, the world over. Be sure to thank your local fleshlight for its service by giving a hefty serving of delicious human semen, next time you see it!
