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>Be at friends house a few weeks ago
>"So anon, this is my younger brother, he likes pokemon like you."
>Friend says this while smirking
>Friends little bro looks a bit downcast
>Hes 7 you asshole
>Whip out my DS
>"So you play too? Would you like a shiny pokemon?"
>I masuda+shiny charm a few shiny charmanders
>Kids face lights up like a Christmas tree
>Friend has annoyed look of disbelief
>"No fucking way you have more than one shiny charmander anon"
>I smile and give one to his bro
>"You're the coolest pokemon trainer ever Anon! Older brother always gives up before the elite four because he says he can't beat them. Thanks for the shiny charmander!"
>Find out friend plays but won't admit because he's a lazy fuck who hates losing
>Now every time I go over his younger brother and I battle, and every time he uses that shiny charmander (Now shiny charizard) I gave him
>Feels good man
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