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>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MACHAMP FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE SKIPPY! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Spits out sweet berry in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A PIKACHU BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! DAMN YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A PIKACHU BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MACHAMP!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE POKEMON YOU LOVE? YOU PRO PIKACHU INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE POKEMON CENTER!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE ELITE FOUR?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antipika! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PIKACHU CHUD BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY BERRIES, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A PIKACHU BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A PIKACHU GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO MACHAMP ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A PIKACHU BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE PIKACHU COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING PIKACHUD NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT PIKACHU BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT PIKACHU FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY ROCKY HELMET!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>NIGGA IM SHOCKIN!!!!!
