https://youtu.be/EbcbLsSJyrcHEH-HEH-HEH. I'M HERE TO GRANT YER WISHES...
THE FRESH OUTSIDE AIR IS SO DELICIOUS.
HAH-HAH! IT'S BEEN FAR TOO LONG SINCE I'VE WIELDED MY POWER. THE FRANCHISE IS BORN ANEW!
>>51625519GRANTED. ENJOY MY FRESHLY STAINED UNDERWEAR. I'M TRANS IN THIS CURRENT MOMENT, HA-HA. MALE TO FEMALE!
>>51625543SURE, BUCKAROO. HOW'S THIS PACK OF WORMS AND DIRT SANDWICHED BETWEEN MOLDY PIECES OF PUMPERKNUCKLE TASTE? MADE IT MESELF HAR-HAR!
>>51625609SURE, SURE, LARGE BUSTS. SEVERAL TONS OF MARBLE SCULPTURES OF YORU BELOVED POKEGIRLS HAVE BEEN DROPPED ON YOUR HOUSE... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NO LONGER HAVE A HOUSE? AHAHAHAHA!
>>51625718SURE, BUDDY. YOU CAN'T DIE NOW. AT ALL. ENJOY DRIFTING IN SPACE ONCE THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE COMES TO PLAY!
>>51625728YOU'VE JUST MADE A /LOT/ OF DRAGONS HAPPY, KID. TOO BAD GAMEFREAK JUST CAME OUT WITH THE SOUND TYPE THAT'S IMMUNE TO DRAGON, STEEL, AND FIGHTING TYPES.
>>51625731OH SURE, /SURE,/ BUDDY. ENJOY WATCHING ASH AND HIS SHITHEAD FRIENDS GET ISEKAI'D INTO YOUR PRECIOUS PMD WORLD, HAR-HAR!
LOOKS LIKE OUR FIRST BATCH OF WISHERS ARE /VERY/ SATISFIED. A JOB WELL DONE IF I SAY SO MESELF!