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>Be 11
>Playing DP with friend
>He comes across a Wurmple at Eterna Forest
>”Woah anon, look at this! This Wurmple is purple instead of pink!”
>He doesn’t know what a shiny is
>Tell him to turn off the DS, say it might be a dangerous glitch
>Fucker believes me
>Mfw I lied
>Mfw I just didn’t want him to catch a shiny because I didn’t have any and I was a jealous cunt
I wonder if he ever found out