>>23002295>"Honestly now, the last thing you should be worrying about is how I treat you three. It's a non-issue. What you should be focused on is following through with orders. Let me do all the thinking, you guys just focus on the brawling--Now come on! I want to see some blood splatter! "Lacking the wit to question their commander on role relationships, the Drifloon squad proceed to attack relentlessly. The trio charge at you and Halberd by discharging spectral helium from their heads to propel themselves like missiles.
"Stand back," Halberd commands, "things are going to get messy."
"R-Right! Er, while you do that, I'll draw out my sharp, pointy object!....HEXCALIBUR! COME TO ME!"
A flash of light emerges from your bag, which then takes form and manifests itself into a spooky sword, "FOOL. Do you have any idea how dirty you sound? Say that once more and I may not be so quick to appear!"
You clamp your hands around his hilt, "Just calm down and let me whack it with you!"
"You're /still/ doing it!"
Halberd gets on all fours, "STONE EDGE!" he exclaims. With a fierce grunt, he juts out a great number of sharpened stones from the many holes on his back, enough to fill the whole lot. He then pushes himself off the ground to perform a handstand, "Arggggggghhhh!" another war cry sends the sharp stones flying, piercing two of the Drifloons and spilling ectoplasm all over the chamber.
"I REGRET NOTHI-"
>"Not on the books, NOT ON THE BOOKS!""W-Whoa!" the remaining Drifloon looks behind him, "That was a close one, you had me going there for a minute!" unintentionally flying right into your line of sight.
A) Use Flash Cannon!
B) Use Night Slash!
C) Use Shadow Claw!
