>>15841228http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVU70xYa0gEPokemon like you, don't they?
Well, some of them do. Like Froakie, Froakie likes you, he thinks you're his ninja-bro, and being a ninja-bro is good. As for Dedenne, he likes your cheek, so by extension that must mean he likes you too, right?
Hexcalibur really can go either way, he's like a disobedient Charizard, except way more flamboyant and aggravating. He fights only when HE wants to, and he never shares ice cream either.
Furfrou only has appreciation for you whenever you're as far away from Miss Leading as humanly possible, which judging by this whole adventure, rarely ever happens, if at all.
That snooty fox-fuck probably yiffs in your face at night when nobody's watching. That's just your hypothesis though, because sometimes when you wake up, you smell the faint scent of fennec pre-cum.
MOVING ON...
This must mean that eventually, through some method of tough love, this Mawile will eventually come to appreciate you too, right? The closer you get to it, the more she snaps her jaws, like a piranha plant from Mario, or how you imagine clits would be like when they're not in sex-a-go-go mode.
You tiptoe closer.
And closer.
"Grawaawrr..." beckons the chompers.
And closer.
And...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
Miss and Crazy Doug reel back from your sudden screaming, both of them covering their ears in pain. Your head isn't being bitten, you're not being ravished to death at all, you're simply screaming.
The Mawile looks around, confused as to what the fuck you're doing, she was expecting a fight.
Suddenly, the cave rumbles. 