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the cunny gym leader kicked my ass
I send out Zeke the Hariyama and Fake Out. It uses Cosmic Power, which because it's a blessed field, boosts it's defense and spdef by 2, meaning my force palm does barely anything. then it BATON PASSES out to a fucking toucannon, but thankfully my followup force palm paralyzed it. I swap in rocky as it drill pecks, then I use a rock gem-boosted rock tomb, but it has a fucking charti berry on top of its +2 defense. fortunately, it stays paralyzed for 3 more turns and lets rocky kill it.
lopunny comes out again, i send out zeke and fake out, then it dry passes to girafarig. i send out hecate on its boosted psychic, then spam cosmic power as it uses multipulse (basically a slightly weaker move than judgment that's dependent on the plate you're holding, and no i have no idea what the plate is, yes this game hates nuzlockes), doesn't hurt much. i then take it out with my boosted psychics, it did have nasty plot but used it on the turn it died.
lopunny comes out again, i know it's shit this time, so i knock off when it dry passes into a level 32 bewear (level cap is 30, for reference), taking off its assault vest. it's return nearly kills a full HP zeke, so i take it safe, swap to hecate, then use a boosted psychic to thankfully kill it in return.
lopunny is now low enough where i can kill it with fake out, so out comes stantler, and holy fuck this thing was on drugs. zeke got taken out from full with a crit return, broque with over 100 def EVs and reflect nearly got oneshot by return, and i had to sack hecate to try and get damage off on it before crono could revenge kill.
finally was porygon2, most of my mons are nearly dead or have no way to really hurt this thing, i send in rocky to thrash but it gets taken out by a SE multipulse, send in freya to calm mind and even at +2 spdef tri attack brings me into low yellow, but i kill it with a boosted confusion next turn.
and that's the normal badge, facade, and 3 dead bros. fuck
