>THEY THINK I'M GOING TO TELL THEM THE WAY TO GET THE SPACIAL TEESER>>11836994Yes. It's so obvious but no one's getting it. You have to think like a Nate-kun would think.Good ending get!
>>11836717Wally runs to the destroyed ruins with the other hippies, "NOOOO! My...My remakes....I'm going to die now! MY HEALTH IS DETERIORATING!"
Wally's skin gets the better of him, it turns into the skin of a frail porcelean doll.
Wally's face cracks up, and then just chaps off like broken glass.
One of the hippies just stares at what remains of the sickly young boy, "Woah....Dude. Dude. Did...Did anybody see that? That guy..that guy just cracked up and broke like...like a window."
Meanwhile, everyone around you is expecting that frilly meta-end to the story in the form of a kiss.
Of course, everyone doesn't know the ugly truth that you and May aren't really cuddlefucking and that's it's all for publicity's sake but again.
They don't have to know that.
You give May a coy smirk, which she catches. The two of you then diverge into a conversation concealed behind quiet whispers.
"Why are you looking at me like that?!"
"You know why! You know EXACTLY what they want us to do."
"But we're not-!...YOU KNOW. That's just to get attention!"
"And what do you suppose will happen when all these good people find out we're just pulling a ruse on them for the sake of publicity?"
May pauses to think about it, "We'll be lampooned and become social pariahs? Well, you're already one, so nothing changes there."
"Ha ha. Funny. Anyhow, I propose an idea."
"Is this going to end in us lip to lip?"
"No doubt."
"....Go on."
You take a brave step here.