>>44522293>6 am on a saturday>finished 10 hour shift at shitty job 2 hours ago>sleeping peacefully>HONK HONK HONK>ignore it>HONKHONKHONKHONK>wake up,im fucking pissed>people near me have been feeding flying type Pokemon when they wake up for god knows what reason>walk outside,i live in a rural area near a lake>fucking SWANNA sitting there like faggots just all look up at me>im sleep deprieved and out of it,thought they were challenging me>shout "shut the FUCK up bird niggers its too early for this shit">H O N K>one walks close to me expecting food>seriouslyfucker.jpg>"shoo asshole your in season next month">walk away,trys to peck me and i kick him away>HONKHONKHONK HERE COME THE REST OF THEM>get inside my house with a few pecks and pissed as fuck>find rifle>buy Pokemon food>buy cheap pans>buy tannerite>set up Unovan Swanna ied in a field near the lake where i know these fuckers feed>idea was to scare them away>wait 2 hours until a bunch of them land and start feeding next to my ied>Do i really wanna get reported for poaching with an ied?>fuck yes they've annoyed me for 3 weeks straight>shoot,boom>Team Flare would be proud>10 died immediatly>rest got ptsd and never fucking bothered me againFuck Swannas man,litterally the jamals of the Pokemon world
