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Slowpokes arent actually slow, they are moving around at hyperspeed and our perception of them is the typical lazy and slow Slowpoke.
All Shuckles are merely vessels to the great Shuck entity which lives in the Beyonder Realm as a Cthulu-esque monstrosity.
Arbok is actually a Python.
Pichu has a pre evolution named Pi.
Wailord cannot into the ocean because of buoancy and all the other sea pokemon laugh at Wailord, which makes him cry, and that is why we have rain.
The Kami Trio are secretly naked underneath their clouds, which are removable. Protip, teach them Flash!
Gardivours back head spike is her nose.
Slurpuff is secretly an Unovan tourist who escaped from Wally Willis' Candy Factory after a mishap with one of the candy injection machines.
Jigglypuff is the Pokemon equivelant to Yog'Solloth.
Slaking isn't lazy or defiant, he just has pretty bad sciatica.
Beheeyem and Elgyim aren't aliens in the way you think. They crossed the border from PokeMexico.
Ludicolo is actually a close cousin to aforementioned alien Pokemon.
Reshiram is actually black underneath his white fur, and Zekrom is actually white underneath his plating. Kyreum is actually a rainbow of colour, if you shine a light at him.
There are female Sawks, Throhs (but you really dont want to know what they look like)
Pokemon have detatchable genitals that exist in a Pocket Dimension and appear when they are ready to mate, and then disappear again into the Pokect Dimension of Animal Dicks and Vaginas.
