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>martial arts sparring partner on demand
>can start fires for warmth so i don't have to pay for the gas bill during the winter
>tall enough to not look silly in real life, but still of a reasonable height as to not intimidate manlets
>probably SUPER HONORABU and calm and shit but not edgy or anything
>is a giant karate firebird
>seriously who is going to fuck with you if this is your bodyguard
this was not a difficult decision