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>be me
>living life as a horse on fire
>suddenly a domestic human approaches!
>it hurls a baseball into my face
>stings like a motherfucker
>for some reason my heart stops
>body involuntarily panics and shrinks me to the size of a pretzel
>ball pops open and i fly inside it for some reason
>pitch black in here can't see shit
>floor is a hemisphere and i got four legs, its a constant struggle to stay standing
>constantly getting jostled and thrown around whenever the little bastard decides to run full tilt down a mountain
>at one point he gets on a bike
>lose some teeth
>tumble head over asshole whenever he throws my ball to summon me
>have near death experience and shrink when he calls me back
>eventually get replaced on the team
>put in box
>ball is slowly filling up with piss and shit
>hope somebody lets me out before i drown.
This is pokemon according to shrinkfags