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>Kanto
Fuck, i am even worse than ash, the only pokemon i evolved was my sandshrew, that's just sad, well, Hitmonlee is the new face of pokemon at least.
>Johto
A new sandshrew for nostalgia fags to love, a hitmonchan so lee has a rival and the rest is pretty irreleva-FUCK YEAH SHINY CHARIZARD.
>Hoenn
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The only thing worth mentioning is that i got 2 out of 5 of ash real pokes, but i couldnt evolve treecko, fuck.
>Sinnoh
We want the furfags audience so i got a lopunny and 2 eevolutions so you can ship them together.
>Unova
Got my shit together and finnaly became a goddamn pokemon master, i mean look at that team (also two krookodiles because why the fuck not).
Anime would have been 100 times more fun with this protag.
