>>20974812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNvDULdNk8"OKAY OKAY OKAY I GET IT YOU'RE GOOD AT STUPID PUNS, GOD STOP ALREADY THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN BEEN A CHOICE!"
Midget Fawkes breaks out of character to wave the fourth wall down, you've been doing nothing but spouting nonsensical puns at him for the past ten minutes. Shaking his head in frustration, he plays the dreaded flute in his hands. The C-listers behind him groan because they've been waiting there for hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJEVd-y0VasYou've heard of this wooden technology before, flutes of this nature are prone to making people and Pokemon of all kinds all under a lucid, hypnotic trance that sends them all into eternal slumber.
. . .
Which would be terrifying, if it wasn't actually happening. The mysterious mister midget plays the flute for a good while, but no one seems to be getting dreary, and the only people that are are the employees that were already dead inside when they clocked in for the day.
"Uh.. Are you trying to put me to sleep so you can rob me? Because it's not working."
The masked musician stops playing to address your confusion, "No... you idiot... I'm not putting anything to sleep... I'm waking something up in the middle of pseudo-hibernation season..
and yes, I'm ACTUALLY waking them..""Waking them? Waking who? Waking WHA--"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtyInE9ectgJust then, a red Basculin crashes into the restaurant from the nearest window. Anna jumps and clings behind you, but her fright softens upon discovering that the threat is.. non-existent, so to speak.
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULIN!"
The bass flops about aimlessly in place, doing nothing intimidating whatsoever.
A) "You summoned a Basculin? ...Is that it?"
B) "What the fuck is that thing gonna do? Stab me?"
C) "WELL SHIT, looks like Filet-O-Fish is back on the menu after all!"
D) "Sir, battles are prohibited in the restaurant. I hope you know that."
