>>18330227"Everytime I look into what's-her-face's eyes.~"
Perplexed. Valerie cranes her head, "Mm?~ Who is 'what's-her-face'?"
You stick a hand inside of your pants--not your pockets, your /pants/--and retrieve an extremely old and gritty cereal box.
"THIS. It's just...Everytime I look into her eyes, I feel whole, you know. They're like...a window into her soul leading into the deep abyss of surrealism.."
In your hand is a box of Honey Smacks.
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A moment of silence follows before Grant abruptly interrupts it, "Dude Digg'em is like, a dude."
A) Defend yourself, how were you supposed to know the 90's dressed cool guy frog was supposed to be a boy!?
B) Fall back on Back-Up Choice B.
C) DENIALDENIALDENIAL SHE'S A GIRL YOU FAGGOT.
