>>24617112>'Funny, I could have sworn it was 2013 when I started, I must be getting old...'"I employed the Giga Nigga costume to stay close to you without you being triggered by the sight of my superior-but-normal face. From there, I documented your every movement, studied your every action, factored your every thought process. I made an identity out of that nigga, I gave him a name, an occupation, a childhood in a broken home with broken parents, twenty-six ex-girlfriends, and enough CGI Pixar power to simulate the process of a man transforming into a Swablu and vice versa. It was the most perfect disguise, no one would question you suddenly befriending an ethnic minority without being lynched for opposing progression, and you were none the wiser."
"During this time I continued making progress towards my true motives. I resumed searching for my woolly friend, asking around and placing beacons near places I heard he frequented. I also began compiling the majority of my research, one-by-one the pieces began falling into places, and I ultimately reached the conclusion that the dreaded famine was being caused by something supernaturally rooted deep within in this world.. Something siphoning power from my home and diverting it here.. Something--"
A) "Ohhh man.. I /know/ where this is headed now."
B) "It's me. It's me isn't it?"
C) "Define 'rooted'."