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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yStMqWTu-lw"BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTIC!"
The trio's adventure to Anistar City is suddenly shut down when a Beartic busts out from under the ice. Howsoever, this Beartic differs from other Beartics in that not only is its icicle beard melted away, his head has a *massive* bump on it, his skin is scorched and riddled with bee stings, and patches of his snow white fur are gone, leaving only the pink underneath.
Freaked out, Shauna jumps behind Trevor and places her hands on him, "W-What in the world is thaaaaaaat!? A Pokemon!?!?!?"
"L-L-L-L-Looks like a B-B-B-B-B-BEARTIC!"
"AWESOME!"
Trevor's eyes dart over to his friend, "No Tierno, that's not awesome."
"Oh..."
The ursine roars, pissed off because of his day's progress. Although its details are left shrouded and ambiguous, it's obvious by appearance alone that whatever it was, it wasn't in his favor.
"W-What do we do!? He's blocking our way, a-and he looks mad!"
"BEAAAAARRRRTIC!"
Tierno drops Suicune and Goodra, "QUICK GUYS, RUN AROUND LIKE LITTLE GIRLS!"
Paranoid, the fat fuck runs around Trevor and Shauna, giving the enraged Beartic an opening to use Icicle Crash.
It's worth noting that he can also breathe fire for some reason.
>What does the trio do next!?