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Hey, you! Yes, you! See this? It's a Magikarp! And between you and me, it's a Pokémon goldmine! One Magikarp lays a thousand eggs at a time. Each of those Magikarp lays another thousand eggs. That's one million Magikarp! Then, each of those lays another one thousand eggs. That's a billion Magikarp! If you sell them for $10 each you'll make $10 billion!
Normally I charge $1000, but for you, I'll throw in an instruction manual, an egg-laying kit, a 30-day supply of Magikarp chow, and a lucky Magikarp keychain, all for just $500! So, what do you say, /vp/? Are you ready to become rich?
