>>57019688>be a kiddo, playing RS with a friend>friend is kind of a dick, but it's one of those situations where you still hang out all the time and don't really know better>we learn about the trade evolutions for the Deepseatooth and Scale, haven't seen the Pokémon themselves>he trades his Tooth, out comes Huntail>we both are hyped, Huntail looks rad>trade my Scale, Gorebyss is here>friend immediately laughs at me for having a girly Pokémon >not exactly thrilled but I read the Pokémon description>"Although GOREBYSS is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this POKéMON inserts its thin mouth into the prey's body and drains the prey of its body fluids.">smile to myself because I know I got the cooler monEnded up bringing that same Gorebyss to Diamond and using it as my constant Surfbro for the hundreds of hours spent in postgame. I see Gorebyss mentioned a lot in "Pokemon Nobody Likes" type threads but I don't. I like this fucked up fish a lot.
