>>21048268"Why not? These superb fellows seem like they'd make for a smashing pair of bros!"
Sporrest gets up out of his seat, "Then it's settled, boy! We sail 'int thick waters first thing 'int 'morn, now ya getta good rest now, ya hear? I'll int'duce ya to 't otha villagers too, they's nice folks, hungry folks, but nice folks none'tless. You'll love 'em."
"Uh, y-yes sir! And thank you for the hospitality!"
"Tweren't nuthin'. Now as for me, I've got night watch, 'ain got no time to rest no more 'dese days, never know who's lurking just behind every corner.."
With that, Sporrest heads out into the danger-ridden swamp beyond his ragtag little shanty shack. Indeed, it looks like it's going to be another one of those days.
For proof of his worth to the team, Duck pops out from under the table and turns his eyes full-on yellow, "Bark bark bark bark bark!" he howls.
And that is how a friendly battle that turned awry sent you straight into an uncharted land ridden with mushrooms, spores, and an unknown hidden sense of death lurking behind every nook and cranny. And the only way out--is to go full Beowulf and stab the fuck outta the bitch Grendel that keeps fucking everyone over.
But for now, you, the hero, rest in a bed that's not that comfy, but just barely acceptable.
>TO BE CONTINUED. 