>>18915387http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_L1TSGApnkA few of the Panchams start discussing the battle amongst the crowd, you know, get the people riled up and whatnot for what's surely going to be a ten second duel.
"So, you think Panch is going to rip that guy apart?"
"Think? Are you kidding? NO HOPER. NO HOPER, I SAY!"
The battle begins the second Pangoro slams his fist on a mini-gong souvenir. Immediately, "Panch" is on a move, running at lightning fast speed for an unevolved mon.
Since you think you already know what direction he's coming in from, you kneel down and hold both of Hexcalibur's blades out in front of you in an attempt to block the incoming strike.
"Yeah, let's see him get through our TWO-BLADE shield!"
"FOOL! This is never going to work, take off that blindfold!"
"NEVER, IT INCREASES MY POOOOOOOOOWER!"
"Proverb #9831177: YOU HAVE TO SEE--in order to hit anything, what you see in movies isn't real! FOOLS like you can never seem to distinguish reality from the world beyond mirrored glass, A PITY OF A PITY IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE!"
Panch has fought too many opponents in his time. Rather than deal with your shitty hastily thrown-up shield, he instead hops /over you/.
Once he hits the ground behind you, he preps for a strike from behind. In response, Hexcalibur uses both of his cloth arms to strangle you.
"FOOL! He's coming in from behind, do something non-moronic and do it at once!"
A) Shift blocking positions!
B) Take off the blindfold, dumbfuck. The instant power loss is worth it.
C) DUCK AND ROLL, BITCHES.
