Y'alls bitches don't got shit on mah nigga Darmanitan.
Look at that confident smile. He doesn't need some stupid strategy constructed by nerds when he can just ram you with Flare Blitz.
140 attack + Sheer Force holy shit that's even stronger than that faggy Mega-Blaziken AND you don't have to give up a megaslot.
Rock types? EARTHQUAKE. SUPERPOWER.
Bulky Waters? Turn the fuck out of there (fuck you, Slowbro) and wreck them later.
And as if that wasn't enough, this nigga learns Belly Drum. FUCKING BELLY DRUM, THE MANLIEST MOVE OF ALL TIME. If you thought it was terrifying before, you haven't seen shit.
+6 252 Atk Sheer Force Darmanitan Flare Blitz vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Cresselia: 682-804 (153.6 - 181%) -- guaranteed OHKO
+6 252 Atk Sheer Force Darmanitan Flare Blitz vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Shuckle: 414-487 (169.6 - 199.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
OH MY GOD IT'S LITERALLY KILLING EVERYTHING
THIS FAGGOT
>>18224647 CAN'T EVEN BURN HIM HOLY FUCK
Are you some kind of nerd who wants a tanky special attacker? DARMANITAN'S GOT THAT TOO, HOW CAN ONE POKEMON BE SO PERFECT
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THIS OP NIGGA ON YOUR TEAM YET
