>>3346815613. EVOLUTION ALSO DOES NOT TAKE PLACE OVER 2 SECONDS. SCREW YOU WHOEVER THE HELL MADE THAT UP! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MICROEVOLUTION AND LETS SEE, WHEN ANIMALS EVOLVED OVER MILLIONS OF YEARS, DID THEY BECOME A GLOWY WHITE COLOR? NO!
14. WHOEVER LIKES PIKACHU IS A BIG FAT FAG. I MEAN, WHO WOULD BE IN FAVOR OF A SMELLY OLD RODENT THAT IS THE COLOR OF PISS AND HAS POO SMEARED DOWN ITS BACK AND TAIL AS WELL AS THOSE CHEEKS IT PROBABLY SCRATCHED SO MUCH THAT IT MADE TWO BLOODY SCARS.
15. POKéMON IS JUST A HUGE WASTE OF MONEY. IT IS SO VERY, VERY, VAPID. YOU COLLECT THEM WITH BOREDOM IN YOUR FREE TIME ARRANGING CARDS AND SETTING UP NEW DECKS. THEN AFTER THAT, YOU DO POKéMON ORENTED ACTIVITY THAT IS SO BORING I COULD FALL ASLEEP FOREVER.
16. POKéMON SNAP, POKéMON PINBALL, POKéMON CARD GAME, AND POKéMON STADIUM ARE JUST ABOUT THE WORST GAMES I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. THEY ARE POINTLESS TO BUY BECAUSE THEY ARE SO EASY TO BEAT WITHIN A DAY. AFTER THAT THEY ARE STILL BORING. INSTEAD OF PRINTING OUT FIVE CENTIMETER STICKERS FOR $3 AT BLOCKBUSTER, I COULD TAKE MORE AND BIGGER PICTURES ON A REAL DISPOSABLE CAMERA FOR LESS. NINTENDO CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.
17. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ANIMAL THAT SAYS ITS OWN NAME ALL THE TIME. CATS DON'T RUN AROUND MEWING "CAT! CAT! CAT!" AND RHINOS DON'T RUN AROUND BELLOWING "RHINO! RHINO! RHINO!" IT JUST ISN'T RIGHT!
