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Unfortunately after actual years of experimenting with meditative and erotic hypnosis irl to no effect, I'm forced to conclude that it wouldn't work on me, as much as I would like it to.
So instead of lamenting my inability to be mind controlled, I'd probably get myself a team of a Hypno, Spiritomb, and Malamar all with Hypnosis and go around using it on cute girls and their pokemon.