>>48214275If pokemon existed I'd probably be where I am now, still wageslaving, but with a pet umbreon or something and that's it.
>I didn't miss out on anything when I was a kid...>Pokemon journeys are expensive. >Saved money for college in the long run.>My allergies would've made camping out hell, anyway.>It was responsible of me to stay at home.>Mom would've been worried sick.>I could've gotten seriously hurt out there.>I don't have time for this nonsense now.>Going on an adventure is kid stuff.>Gotta save for retirement.>That promotion's right around the corner. Gotta commit.>Umbreon could get really hurt.>God, that would be so embarrassing if I lost a battle to a child or something.>Maybe next year when I've got more vacation days. 