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Day 3 of the infestation:
Frankly, it's a miracle I am still alive.
I am stuck between two Wailords, and have not consumed anything for the past 83 hours. Currently I am considering taking bites out of the Wailord next to me so I can survive this nightmare.
I guess that I was luck enough only to have my legs trapped between these Pokemon. My upper body is free to move around, but I am unable to dislodge myself from the vicegrip of two giant whales.
Maybe someone will save me. I hope the cops show up soon. Or Dave can come by with his horde of Skitty to lure the Wailords away. Hell, I'd be happy if Team Rocket showed up as long as they got these Pokemon out of here.
I don't know if i will make it out. No one had responded to my calls for help. It's like the entire neighborhood can't see that my house is filled to the brim with Wailord. Actually, how is my house still intact? Unless it isn't and i'm just stuck in a clusterfuck of Wailord.
All I can do is pray, I guess.
