>>23089926Grashglik tosses his lunch and leaps atop the resting spike, making a perfect landing on its spire.
"Simple. There's no fun to be had in quickly eliminating the enemy, that's why I make it a gam--no.. a /challenge/ to annihilate them, prolonging the inevitable is one of life's greatest gifts, if you're as blessed as they say you are, you'll become accustomed with that moral in due time. As for contradictory comments: your idiocy is merely incapable of detecting whether I'm serious or not. See, any hour of fun to be had at the expense of a death or two is an hour well-spent, if you ask me."
"But no one ASKED you!"
Just then, another rumbling roar rips through the cavern.
Grashglik to the shifting sediments, "No one asked that behemoth either, but he doesn't seem to have any problems dissing you off. Oh I dare say, it's almost time for the main course! Tell me, what do you think of those Gibles, by chance? Did you make nice with them? The führer has them imprisoned here like prehistoric Pokemon, he hates anything sharp and pointy, see."
A) "One of them nearly bit my hand off!...I'd say we're doing pretty good!"
B) "We're well on our way to marriage counseling."
C) "Mehh, could be better. I kinda feel like they don't get what it means to be the Mon of the Week."
D) "The phrase 'They like me as much as I like them' would not be a false one."
