>>35433572>Pokemon isn't the endless time sink it was when I was youngerFucking flat out retarded and wrong. Try actually building a team on cart and tell me it isn't still the most boring, tedius, soul sucking "gameplay" experience of any RPG ever.
>breeding for IVs>breeding for nature>breeding for the correct moves>grinding levels to 50 or 100 for bottlecap>grinding EVs or literally walking away from the game for a day while it does it for you>finally build ONE monster>do it again for 5, and again because you figured out your team sucks in the busted online>oh, right, go online>WAIT for another player>WAIT>WAIT>Finally connect and either get assblasted by a shiny hacked fire bird mega and his assorted OP friends or sweep and get a disconnect>after all the WAIT from unskippable battle animationsFUCK YOU. and I seriously mean it. CHOKE ON MY FAT DICK. Pokémon IS timeskink incarnate. That's all there is, in a game that's all cutscene and no postgame. Responding to your dumbshit was twice as fun and twice as engaging as playing a children's game designed for a generation that would rather play mobile gatcha garbage because at least the dopamine high you get from a rare pull will cover up the fact that you ever considered yourself a Pokémon fan. BRB IMMA KILL MYSELF FAGGOT AND HAUNT YOU FROM THE OTHER SIDE.
