>>19917540https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4A72LyLBAYBefore Mr. Blind Side can say anything of relevance, he is sniped out by an unknown assailant in the distance. pollen sprays everywhere as the poppyseed falls limp, stem drooping downward. The other poppyseeds have about the same reaction.
"HOLY CRAP!"
"HE'S DEAD!"
"BUT HOW?!"
"I WARNED YA 'BOUT THE COPYRIGHT, SON!"
"NEVER FORGET HIM, BOYS!"
"Does anyone wanna go protest at Chick-Fil-A after this?"
Before dying, the blind poppyseed looks up at Alice with a weak smile, even though he's blind and can't see shit, "I shouldn't have pushed my luck, but a part of me wanted to go anyway... Oh yeah...and the Bunnelby, take the path down there, make a few lefts, make a few rights, you'll find his place, you can't miss i--Aw geez I'm dead now."
And just like that, he shatters into a million pieces of glass.
