>>15767017"....I really don't think about myself." you confess, rather somberly at that. You drone a sigh, "I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing..."
A fully-recharged Cancerous slaps your back, "It's definitely a good thing! Too many people these days think WAY too much about themselves, son! You? All you can think about is everyone else and how they're doing, you give, and give, and give, and chances are you don't really care about what you get back in return. That's real heroic, you don't see that a lot, if at all. Now, enough monologues and motivational speeches, if we're gonna do this, let's do it then, son!"
"Zuzuzuzu! ZUBAT!"
"Goool, gol, GOLBAT!"
"Zuboomafoo!"
"So, that's it? You're going to attack this cretin head-on without even thinking of yours truly? FOOL!"The speech is enough to convince Hexcalibur to re-appear, an ice cream cone is levitating in front of him. He whacks your head with the spoon, "Ow! What was that for?"
"FOOL! Ancient Proverb #20281: Motivational speeches are always saved for the END of an adventure, if used during a climax, you run the risk of allowing the opponent to set-up a potent defense! A quite unintelligible oversight of yours, I'm genuinely disappointed by your stark incompetence."
"Wh-What?! You haven't done a damn thing today! You could have swept those Woobies clean with your typing alone, what the hell were you doing that's so important?!"
Hexcalibur eats some of his dessert before answering that question, "FOOL! Ancient Proverb #9019219128: Never fight thirty minutes after consuming a meal. Every true paladin should be aware of this!"
A) b8 Hexcalibur into joining the fight by judging his ancient strength.
B) Let him enjoy his creamy delight, attack Swoobers.