>>39891189>a homestuck character with two penisesMy sides.
If there's anything homosuck fags get right, it's figuring out what kind of character archetype other people fit into. And she was right, considering that you're on /vp/ in the year of our lord 2019.
good on you for not sticking your dick in crazy thoughAnyways, my turn:
>be me>first day of high school>wearing pokemon shirt to attract fellow autists because I was young and naive and wanted to make friends>also wearing digimon belt to really complete the 'please push me into a locker' look>get approached by this full-body-freckled hambeast of a kid>squished autism face, complete with forehead fat>smelled like he barely used enough deodorant to pass his mom's sniff test, but that coverage had waned considerably since then>holy shit I didn't mean THIS kind of autist>kid gets way too close to me>"HI DO YOU LIKE POKEMON TOO?">one volume: jet engine>breath smelled like tuna fish>to this day I can't eat it>mama always told me to be nice to the retarded kids so I humored him and said yeah>kid goes off about how much he loved pokemon>favorites were lucario, arcanine, and ZOROARK>this kid loved zoroark more than he loved eating crayons>he notices the belt I'm wearing>"YOU LIKE DIGIMON TOO?">I swear this fucker blew his rancid spit all over my arm when he asked this>just say yeah again and begin to desperately search for an out>kid reaches down and grabs my belt>kill_bill_sirens.wav>yell at him>he lets go and starts sputtering but I'm already gone>later learn from my tard wrangler friend that the kid was only a few points above legally retarded, and got in trouble multiple times for getting too close to girls>also learn that he was a massive furry because he left his furaffinity account logged in on said friend's computer>sure enough, it was FILLED with zoroark pornIt might be cheating to talk about this kid because he's an actual tard, but whatever. Fuck furries.
