>>16189423The tie was randomized.Imitating the shop owner's brash accent, you jump up and hold your hands in self-defense, "I'M A LOCAL, YA HEAR, A LOOOOCAL!"
The shop owner lowers his gun, "Hrmm...." he then gives you a stare down, a sort-of 'final test' to determine whether or not you're truly a local and not just fibbing for a free bike.
"HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......"
He pauses mid-thought.
"....CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE ONE-MILLIONTH CUSTOMER AND YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FREE BIKE!"
"Woah crap, really!?"
Just as he starts to re-assure you of the prize's legitimacy, he starts guffawing loudly, "Hahahahaha! Nope, just kidding! You're actually the one-millionth-and-ONE customer to arrive, the ACTUAL millionth already arrived. In fact, he's right outside the shop!"
"Ehh?"
The shop owner directs you and Miss outside of the shop, where
Tierno is pedaling on a free tricycle that looks like it can break apart at any moment.The fat fuck notices you and Miss in the window, "Oh, hey Crush-It Calem, Ojou!~ I just got a free bike and all I had to do was walk in a store, heheh!"
"....Fuck."
"Don't worry now, younguns! You can still get a free bike, ya just gotta answer me a question! Here it comes, HERE IT COMES, get ready because you'll only have ten seconds to answer it!"
>QUIZZICAL QUESTION QUIZ: You are going up against Boo Boo Keys in a competitive setting, what Pokemon do you send out to counter-ruse him? 