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Hey Faggots,
My name is elibump, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day killing showderp. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any original jokes? I mean, I guess it’s fun using my jokes over and over again because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of glaceon.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was the best champion to do showderp, and inventor of all showderp humor you know today. What jokes do you make, other than “hurr suggesting BLOOD WEEDLE"? I also get to be in the secret club of old showderpers, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
