>>13039196Pokepark 3, my uncle knows a guy who fucked a guy who knew of a great hero back in the olden days that went on to slay a dragon and lay seed to every man woman and child in all of Sweden, all while inadvertently extincting the last dinosaur who told him that it was Pokepark 3 after a night of hot, swampy alligator sex. Long story short in his dying words the dinosaur gave up his source, a gaping, unceremoniously gay knob goblin who goes by the name of WPM, who's father works at the tailor next to the Game Freak building where Masuda goes to get his Bellosom print banana hammocks hemmed. Masuda walked in one day after spilling hot Chef Boyardee on his lap, which caused him to go to the tailor and spill his guys about the 83 new pokemon, which spurned the tailor into telling WPMS father, who told his knobby gobby son, who told Ray Finkle the Pterodon, who told the ancient warrior, who told the guy that the guy my uncle knew was fucking, who inadvertantly told moi, the Messiah of this thread. Now go heathans and spread the word, for Pokepark 3 will come sooner then you know.
