>>27151083The most amazing thing about OP?
His post sucks. But it's good.
Like seriously, it SUCKS. It's shitty bait in combination with cold pasta. Also you can troll people with it, which is honestly the best thing about it. It's job is to occasionally release endorphins into your body. Doing exercise also releases even more memes into the Internet. It's really sad when I have to say that fucking NAVY SEAL and SHREK have more remixability than OP's post.
The base dialogue is complete garbage. There's no debating this. Reading the post is boring after 10 minutes and extremely tiresome later on. Critiquing Pokemon Go is one of the most shallow things I've ever seen on 4chan (mention how you tap screen to win, dodging doesn't work) and saying it's bad means almost nothing.
Here is how to master the art of baitposting: Understand the following statement:
If wordcount x is greater than y, the corresponding bait will get more replies.
That's it. It's stupid.
Collecting replies is fun, but that's only because of the OCD-like completionism compulsions in people.
Yet despite these things, OP has made a complete killing on /vp/ for 3 reasons: it's in a market that's been proven profitable, baiting's free, and it banks off responses from cyber warriors.
What a magical website.
