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So, any of you ever gone to Ferrum?
> Go on a business trip to Ferrum
> Bring my best bro, a Hitmonlee
> We decide to battle a bit to pass the time, since the meeting went perfectly and we still had a few days on the hotel
> They require you to sign up before battling
> Go to the place, tell the dude in charge we want to battle
> He begins to laugh at us and tells us to fuck off
> wtf
> Later we find out only ~17 pokemon are allowed to battle in Ferrum
> Whatever
> We just decide to watch the battles instead
> Pokemon here fight in hand-to-hand combat, barely use moves. Type effectiveness doesnt matter.
> Suddenly the sky goes dark and a fucking Black Mewtwo appears
> Begins to wreck everything
> Only one trainer acknowledges his presence and actually fights it
> Nobody else gives a shit
> On the way back to the hotel, we hear some moans in a dark alley
> We check
> Find a girl giving her Weavile a handjob while congratulating him on their most recent match
> Run back to the hotel and lock ourselves in the room for the rest of the trip
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Pic related, i think that was the girl, for some reason her face is everywhere on the official Ferrum website.