>>22806515[Koh, koh, koh, koh ka!]
The King loads its spikes with ice properties before launching them at Odie. One by one, each icicle jabs Odysseus' frozen figure, dealing more damage while also chipping ice away. The last one hits a sweet spot, thawing out Odysseus at the cost of another brutal injury.
"C-Che...."
"Ha ha ha!" laughs the pedophile Champion, "It looks like you've hit rock bottom. I know it's petty, but you can consider yourself uninvited from my tenth anniversary Bulbapedia party! I can't have any chumps like you making me look bad in front of the bulbababes."
A) "Pfft, I didn't want to go to that sausage fest anyway."
B) "Anniversary party? What does the guest list look like?"
C) "Ten? Is that your favorite number? You keep bringing it up a lot."
D) Think about what the waifu would do in this situation.