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>Be me the other day
>Fucking this chick I met a while back
>I know she likes pokemon cards and is a little spergy like me
>We get done having sex for the second time and take a little break to chat and stuff
>I remember I was going to show her my old pokemon cards
>Base set stuff, not expensive, but sentimental
>I give them to her for her to look through
>She looks at the first page, really thinks it's cool, getting into it
>"Wow these are so cool, that foil Charizard is awesome"
>She flips the page, and grips it hard in her other hand, crinkling the binder page
>I can see some cards bending a little
>pic related
>I grab them from her pretending to want to show her specific cards, but I'm really trying to protect them from her fucking death grip
I still fucked her after that though, but goddamnit that pissed me off. Don't fuck with a man's pokemon cards
