>>25273463Let's redo the French League.
>Marseille - Poison (because of all that pollution and garbages everywhere)A cagole, even more obnoxious than Whitney.
>Bordeaux - Grass (because of the grapevines)An old refined and classy winemaker gentleman
>Toulouse - Rock (because of the bricks)A bulky rugbyman
>Lyon - Bug (because of the silk industry)A female silk weaver
>Chamonix - Ice (because of the Mont Blanc)An ESF monitor playboy, like Popeye in "Les Bronzés font du ski"
>Metz - Steel (because of the ironworks)A rugged steel worker
>Brest - Water (because of the rain and navy tradition)Captain Haddock, basically
Now to the Elite Four.
>GhostA Parisian goth/emo girl that loves the catacombs
>FireA Smoking hot babe from Nice
>DarkAn arab hoodlum from the Parisian suburbia
>FairyA Vivian/Lady of the Lake-type woman
Champion won't be a Normal-type François Hollande, but a Psychic knight in Mont Saint-Michel.