>>18241196Ali-Ali bows repeatedly while fluttering in place, "I'm sorry I had to disappear like that, Calmé! I really am, b-but I just thought it'd be nice if I gave you some privacy with that friend of yours, t-that and my guild likes to tell me most humans are untrustworthy, you can never be too careful! But after further inspection, I think she passes in my book, she looks like she really likes you too!"
You look away from the blonde sprite, "P-Please, Ali-Ali, we're just well-acquainted friends. Nothing more, nothing less."
Pfft. Says you, did you SEE her face? Tamato Berry red, I swear! Just give her a hug and see how hard she hugs back, oh gosh, I'm squeeing over what the babies will look like!
Ali-Ali seems to be thinking the same thing, because she's winking at you, "Ahhh, whatever you say, Calmé!~"
A) Go full tsuntsun to defend yourself.
B) Hastily switch subjects to a battle plan regarding the Jabberpocky.
C) Enter the Jabberpocky's cave at full force, fuck plans, SLAY IT UPFRONT!
D) Poke the faerie's cheek, clearly tickling her will get her mind off of such lewd things like your love life.