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When I was around 10 or something, I went to a christian church on Friday nights which was like a daycare. For an hour or so, all the kids were playing in a big open area where toys and board games were laid out for the kids to enjoy, but sometimes I would sit alongside the wall and play Pokemon with some people. One day I went to restroom that had a broken lock, and for some reason (i legit don't remember why) I pulled off my pants, had a huge boner, and started playing around infront of the mirror. Five minutes later, a little girl walked into the restroom. We both stared at each other for a good 3 seconds until she screamed and slammed the door. I quickly put my shit back on, went back into the open area, and saw the little girl traumatized with all her friends crowding around her. I blended back into the crowd, nobody knew it was me. Never saw the girl again for the entire night.
I'll have you reminded that this was in a church.
Not exactly my darkest, but definitely one of my most embarrassing secrets.
