>>50317357Make some sexy but non-pornographic oricas and offer the ability to have us set the rules text to be whatever we want. That's a completely untapped market apparently because I tried looking for a seller like that without resorting to a full on customized card and nobody offers it. It's strange, it's like some people want to buy these things just to stare at the pretty pictures. How am I supposed to use this in real life if there's no clarification for both players that I'm supposed to mill my library by 5 cards and attach any lands I find to my active monster without having to look it up for the child? I'll look like some kind of weirdo pulling my phone out for that all the time!