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Ah, Spooffag! We meet again. Hm? It seems I can't understand what you are saying. The fat around your mouth is obfuscating your voice.
Are you having fun sniping those Tyranitar, Dragonite and Blissey? No, don't answer that. Hearing you try to speak breaks my heart. You see, Spooffag, instead of cooping yourself up in your room, you could be out making gains like me. But instead you stay here. Are those Pokemon really worth it?
Spooffag, I truly feel sorry for you. You could've been anything. Athlete, Astronaut, Lifeguard. But instead you cheat at a kids game designed to get you walking around. And now look at you. You can't even talk properly.
I've kept you too long. Talking to you is less gains for me. But, since I feel bad for you, I've bought you some Gym Passes. Go down, play Pokemon Go on the way, and take back your life! I believe in you, Spooffag! You can be just like me one day!
